Hey peoples of the interweb! 19. College Student. My blog isn't beautiful, or inspirational, it's pretty much things I like, and thats about it.
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
Best friends duh
Listen to me. I’m shy. I’m not stupid. I can’t meet people’s eyes. I don’t know if you understand what that’s like. There’s a whole world going on around me, I’m aware of that. It’s not because I don’t want to look at you. It’s that I don’t want to be seen.
Me: What, what is he doing?!
Me: What the fuck??
Me: This is so weird.
Me: Am I supposed to just let him do whatever he's doing?
Me: Am I supposed to lick back?
Me: Am I supposed to suck his tongue?
Me: No don't suck his tongue that would be painful.
Me: EW That would be terrible. Thats definitely not how to kiss
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time